Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Frequently Asked Questions-

Isn't this offensive to Muslims?

I hope it offends anyone and everyone who wants to use violence to shut people up. If you're an Embassy burner, I hope it offends you until your tiny little mind explodes.

Shouldn't we be sensitive to others' beliefs?

Not if those beliefs include silencing free expression.

Is this just for (specific political outlook or party)?

NO. Freedom of speech is more important than who runs things. Control of expression is as necessary to tyrants as water is to fish. That's why we sneer so at politicians and media outlets who fear standing up on this issue.

What about (religious group)? Don't they try to silence criticism?

If and when they do, I will invite a fatwa or whatever mumbo jumbo term they use from them, too. This is non sectarian as well as non partisan. If your faith is so weak that a cartoon or a remark would shatter it, then it's a pretty pitiful faith.

Didn't the Catholics complain about the "Piss Christ"?

If you can't tell the difference, or make a distinction, between griping and an international rampage of arson and murder, you are insane.


Anonymous sondrak said...


Count me IN!

7:41 PM  
Blogger LindaSoG said...

I'm in! Oh yes!

Something... and Half of Somthing

url: http://lindasog.com

7:48 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

Do I just make an X

Consider it done.

7:53 PM  
Anonymous PoorPaulaNNJ said...


8:01 PM  
Blogger pharmacology said...



8:04 PM  
Anonymous Hyscience said...

Your system keeps calling us "Pharmacology." We are NOT Pharmacology (although several of us are immunopharmacologists) - so please sign us up as "Hyscience" - http://www.hyscience.com


8:07 PM  
Anonymous theputz said...

Looks like a plan to me. I'm in! Any banners or any graphics to spread the word?


8:26 PM  
Anonymous Wild Thing said...

Count me in, and thank you.

Theodore's World


8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


9:20 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

You can bet your boots I am in.

11:19 PM  
Blogger Spill The Beans said...

hells yes.

6:12 AM  
Anonymous Captoe said...

[signs on dotted line]
Are there meetings?

Fatwa ME! Please!

[clicks publish with a fist raised high]

7:56 AM  
Anonymous MajMike said...

me too!

10:23 AM  
Anonymous raz0r said...

Sign me up.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Claire said...

I'm IN!

10:40 AM  
Blogger Agent Bedhead said...

Agent Bedhead is the blog -


- The Agent is IN.

11:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it even need to be said that The Jawa Report deserves a fatwa??


11:15 AM  
Blogger Courtney said...


I am the next infidel.

11:16 AM  
Blogger a4g said...

If we haven't earned one, nobody has.


11:30 AM  
Anonymous Insensitive ME said...


Fatwa ME

11:42 AM  
Blogger Redhead Infidel said...

Euphoric Reality

Power to the Infidels!

(especially redheaded ones.) :)

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Insensitive ME said...

I think there should be a vote, which one of us deserves the Fatwa most?


Insensitive to Islam

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Pablo said...

Fatwa me too!


12:12 PM  
Blogger ThirDEE said...

I'm definitely in.


12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm in.


1:03 PM  
Anonymous Oyster said...

oooh oooh! Pick me! Pick me!

1:31 PM  
Blogger kenneth said...

Yes! Thank you. Finally a course of action worth investing in.

1:47 PM  
Blogger David Spence said...

I'm in-after a meal of Havarti cheese and Carlsberg beer.

2:32 PM  
Blogger Caltechgirl said...

I am soooo in.

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Stepperg said...

Count me in. Fatwahahahaha!!!

3:20 PM  
Blogger jwookie said...

Sweet. Sign me up...

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fatwa me as well - I'm bored, overworked, and under paid.

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My bad - here's the URL:


You guys rock!

3:56 PM  
Blogger TCthePCGuy said...

Mohammad was a pedophile.

Do I get extra points for that statement?

I'm - with both feet.

4:41 PM  
Blogger Terresa Monroe-Hamilton said...

I'm in!!! Considering the death threats NoisyRoom.net gets, we welcome a Fatwa... :) http://www.noisyroom.net/blog

Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

5:14 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

I'm down:

Not only works for Islamofascists, but for any religions/ethnic/political pinheads that would dare try to shut me up.


5:16 PM  
Anonymous AkRonin said...

"Lone Power, I accept your Gift!
Freely I make death part of me;
By my acceptance it is bound
into the lives of all the Sea--

yet what I do know binds to it
a gift I feel of equal worth:
I take Death with me, out of Time,
and make of it a path, a birth!

Let thy teeth come! As they tear me,
they tear Your ancient hate for aye--
--so rage, proud Power! Fail again,
and see my blood teach Death to die"

I think this was from the 'Wizard Series' by... some chick or other. Sorry I couldn't find the name. (Look ma! No research!)
Anyway, these words were the beginning of a sacrifice that was mabe to defeat Death. I've always liked it. Thought I'd share.

Fatwa ME!


5:20 PM  
Blogger EveningStar said...

Me too! :)

EveningStar's Non-Blog

5:24 PM  
Blogger GroundState said...

Yes - please - damn I want to be first on my block. Ground State


5:27 PM  
Blogger El Conquistadore said...





iss. lam. sucks.

5:47 PM  
Anonymous tblubrd said...

I had to put down my Carlsberg beer to sign up. I'm so in on this one.

5:49 PM  
Anonymous Matthew said...


Fatwa me!

6:08 PM  
Blogger Den Kutteklædte Hævner said...

I am tired of wayting for the islamists to find me.
Plz fatwa me as it would bring my popularity through the roof.


6:25 PM  
Blogger Mackety said...

Yes please, I'll join you!


1:34 AM  
Blogger von Schlichtningen said...

Oops, can see people asks to be added here. I asked at the above blog-article as well.

Please sign me in

Hmmh, hmmh.blogspot.com

Brilliantly well done! Congratulations.

Could you make one for death penalty as well. Technically I believe it only takes publishing one of the cartoons of Mohammed. And as such I am already condemned to death by som Iraqui imam. But maybe there are other (more sure) ways?

The title could be. "On death row - and proud of it!"

2:01 AM  
Blogger Shamalama said...

May I PLEASE join with others that would rather stand against the Demon's Fatwa than to see freedom and liberty run away scared.

Common Folk Using Common Sense

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Balder said...

From the trenches in Denmark, the front line in the muslim attack:


Large parts of muslim immigrant population are controlled by foreign governments, clerics and partisan movements, and can be brought to revolt by the push of a button. Massive parts of muslim immigrant opinion shows sympathy for the actions, and most of them condemn Jyllands Posten and want it stopped. Against free speech in the end. The problem is not so much Arab or Iranian military power, but the potential number of recrutes in our own countries who are willing to follow orders from Baghdad or Teheran.

3:17 AM  
Blogger GroundState said...

Ooops - sorry - you got me already - I thought it slipped through the cracks. I sure as hell don't want a DOUBLE fatwa.

5:22 PM  
Blogger Fatwa Me! said...

Double SECRET fatwa...

7:38 PM  
Blogger ViVi said...

Me too. And I'd like mine super-sized.

7:23 AM  
Anonymous Hodja said...

I'm also guilty as hell

Mohammed with a bomb in his turban. *@(((:~{>>

4:17 PM  
Blogger Little Blue PD said...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe wants
cartoonists killed

absurd thought -
God of the Universe wants
non-believers dead

What A Planet!



10:55 PM  
Blogger Little Blue PD said...

two Mohammads -
Mecca to Medina
preacher to warlord

first he just teaches Islam
then later he demands it...

two parts to Quran -
first part written in Mecca
then in Medina

starts as religion of peace
second half promotes conquest...

two types of Muslims -
hopefully majority
follows peaceful part

at least one hundred million
desire worldwide Caliphate...


What A Planet!

12:02 PM  
Anonymous velvethammer said...

Ironic Surrealism

Fatwa me!

5:10 PM  

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